Moose in the Closet
Chew on This
Published Thursday, November 30, 2006 by Moose.
Post-Turkey Overload: Day 4
Published by Moose.
You look pretty. You're thinking about maybe eating a salad this week. Hence, you are ready for...
Day Four
Shut up and stop worrying.
This is mainly for me, but since you're here, you get to hear it too. A few extra pounds do not a crisis make. Unless it's seriously affecting your health. (In which case, get thee to a doctor.) Otherwise, aside from developing good habits, you have better things to do with your time than obsess about the donut. Like knitting animatronic weasels or catching up on back issues of Boy's Life.
In the end, a few extra pounds registers absolute zero on the This Matters scale. It's far more important that you enjoy yourself. So go do something that makes you happy. Hedge: that doesn't mean stuff your gullet with 16 deep fried twinkies. I was thinking more along the lines of reading a good book with some tea or watching your favorite movie.
Go ahead. I'll wait.
Day Four
Shut up and stop worrying.
This is mainly for me, but since you're here, you get to hear it too. A few extra pounds do not a crisis make. Unless it's seriously affecting your health. (In which case, get thee to a doctor.) Otherwise, aside from developing good habits, you have better things to do with your time than obsess about the donut. Like knitting animatronic weasels or catching up on back issues of Boy's Life.
In the end, a few extra pounds registers absolute zero on the This Matters scale. It's far more important that you enjoy yourself. So go do something that makes you happy. Hedge: that doesn't mean stuff your gullet with 16 deep fried twinkies. I was thinking more along the lines of reading a good book with some tea or watching your favorite movie.
Go ahead. I'll wait.
Labels: fitting into the skinny jeans, holiday
Post-Turkey Overload: Day 3
Published Wednesday, November 29, 2006 by Moose.
Thanksgiving is over, my friends. Has been for nearly a week. Time to quit stalling and get off the couch. I hate that part of getting in shape, the one that requires getting off the couch. I walked to work today, I went to a dance class yesterday - probably burning off about three bites of pecan pie in the process. I am unfazed. An object in motion stays in motion, just as an object in sloth stays on the couch, happily watching reruns and burping Cheetos.
Sorry. The Cheetos burping may have been unnecessary.
Day Three
Get off the couch. Which I guess means you need to read this on the treadmill. (Or on the bus. I've never personally been on a treadmill so recommending it to you would make me a dirty hypocrite.)
Mireille Guiliano's French Women Don't Get Fat has practical eating advice that includes chocolate. What more could you want from a diet book? French Women for all Seasons promises similar advice for the upcoming Season o' Gluttony.
Confession: This review officially sucks because I haven't actually read the book yet. It's sitting on my night stand, but I suspect that doesn't count. At least not in the world of legitimate journalism. Luckily, I never claimed to be a legitimate journalist. Instead, I will flip through the book and share my findings.
Main holiday advice from Madame Guiliano: think about everything you put into your mouth. Take walks. Also, eat oysters.
If you're like me, you need something solid to launch you out of glutton mode. By solid, I don't mean fruitcake. December means parties, and parties mean fitting into those party dresses. Staying healthy and keeping your mitts off all the holiday crap people bring into work is mostly about being in the right frame of mind. This book can you get there. (Maybe reread a few chapters toward the end of December, when the real feasting begins. It will help, trust me.)
So take a gander at this book and then take a walk. Nothing long, don't climb any mountains, but get yourself into the forward moving frame of mind. Oh, how you will feel better. Just by getting those little legs moving. Move, legs! Move!
[Avail yourselves of Days 1 and 2 here. Oh, and here.]
Sorry. The Cheetos burping may have been unnecessary.
Day Three
Get off the couch. Which I guess means you need to read this on the treadmill. (Or on the bus. I've never personally been on a treadmill so recommending it to you would make me a dirty hypocrite.)
Mireille Guiliano's French Women Don't Get Fat has practical eating advice that includes chocolate. What more could you want from a diet book? French Women for all Seasons promises similar advice for the upcoming Season o' Gluttony.
Confession: This review officially sucks because I haven't actually read the book yet. It's sitting on my night stand, but I suspect that doesn't count. At least not in the world of legitimate journalism. Luckily, I never claimed to be a legitimate journalist. Instead, I will flip through the book and share my findings.
Main holiday advice from Madame Guiliano: think about everything you put into your mouth. Take walks. Also, eat oysters.
If you're like me, you need something solid to launch you out of glutton mode. By solid, I don't mean fruitcake. December means parties, and parties mean fitting into those party dresses. Staying healthy and keeping your mitts off all the holiday crap people bring into work is mostly about being in the right frame of mind. This book can you get there. (Maybe reread a few chapters toward the end of December, when the real feasting begins. It will help, trust me.)
So take a gander at this book and then take a walk. Nothing long, don't climb any mountains, but get yourself into the forward moving frame of mind. Oh, how you will feel better. Just by getting those little legs moving. Move, legs! Move!
[Avail yourselves of Days 1 and 2 here. Oh, and here.]
Labels: book tips, fitting into the skinny jeans, holiday
Bait and Switch: Marc Jacobs
Published by Moose.
Budget babies like me are sometimes reduced to wistful tears over a pair of shoes in Vogue so beautiful in design and so sublime in quality that the price tag manages to reach the quadruple digits. (Fine, I've never actually been reduced to tears but I'm painting a picture here.) Stunning, yes! But you can't have them, peasant!
Thank the fashion gods for knock-offs.
Case in point. Marc Jacobs platform mary janes - stylin', semi-practical with the comfortable wedge, and oh-so-cute. $320 certainly doesn't hit the upper registers of fashion price tags, but it's still equal to a month of groceries. (Best diet tip ever? Be poor.)
Lovely, yes? Now check these babies out:
Mighty similar. Main difference? About $220. Quality will probably be lower, but you also get to eat this month. Eating = good. For the Marc Jacobs look at decidedly un-MJ prices, check out the Jeffrey Campbell platform mary janes for $89. I got my pair here in patent leather for only $72.
Wear with dresses, wear with jeans - I guarantee you'll get compliments. You can even walk the city for hours without being reduced to hobbling into the nearest drugstore for band-aids. And 99 percent of the people you pass will have no idea which pair you're wearing.
Thank the fashion gods for knock-offs.
Case in point. Marc Jacobs platform mary janes - stylin', semi-practical with the comfortable wedge, and oh-so-cute. $320 certainly doesn't hit the upper registers of fashion price tags, but it's still equal to a month of groceries. (Best diet tip ever? Be poor.)
Lovely, yes? Now check these babies out:
Mighty similar. Main difference? About $220. Quality will probably be lower, but you also get to eat this month. Eating = good. For the Marc Jacobs look at decidedly un-MJ prices, check out the Jeffrey Campbell platform mary janes for $89. I got my pair here in patent leather for only $72.
Wear with dresses, wear with jeans - I guarantee you'll get compliments. You can even walk the city for hours without being reduced to hobbling into the nearest drugstore for band-aids. And 99 percent of the people you pass will have no idea which pair you're wearing.
Labels: bait and switch, shoes
Post-Turkey Overload: Day 2
Published Tuesday, November 28, 2006 by Moose.
I don't know why my self-esteem suddenly rises when my lips are a different color. Shouldn't my self-worth be based on, I don't know, stunning generosity or a Nobel Prize? Apparently not. It's boosted inexplicably upward by the application of lipstick. I am shallow. (Therefore...)
Day Two
Wear lipstick.
I kid you not. That is my advice. Treacherous thighs still not smaller, even with a breakfast of grapenuts? Distract, distract, distract. Put some color on your face and you immediately feel, if not thinner, at least hotter.
My next lipstick purchase will be Clinique Different Lipstick in Angel Red. I hear it's good stuff, though I can't provide a solid review just yet. But when do I ever? I gleefully post Manolos without ever having been in the same room with one.
My personal favorite red is Smashbox's Deep Red. Start with some gloss or a layer of Benetint (helps lips stay red even through six cups of coffee) and gaze at your lovely face in the mirror as long as you please. Just keep your eyes above the neck.
Day Two
Wear lipstick.
I kid you not. That is my advice. Treacherous thighs still not smaller, even with a breakfast of grapenuts? Distract, distract, distract. Put some color on your face and you immediately feel, if not thinner, at least hotter.
My next lipstick purchase will be Clinique Different Lipstick in Angel Red. I hear it's good stuff, though I can't provide a solid review just yet. But when do I ever? I gleefully post Manolos without ever having been in the same room with one.
My personal favorite red is Smashbox's Deep Red. Start with some gloss or a layer of Benetint (helps lips stay red even through six cups of coffee) and gaze at your lovely face in the mirror as long as you please. Just keep your eyes above the neck.
Brief Bargains Intermission
Published by Moose.
Confession: These are only bargains if you have a few oil fields out in Texas somewhere. Big ones. But Bergdorf and Neiman are both having sales, and I feel honor-bound to paw through the goods and present my favorites. (This is a reasonably good insight into my shopping psyche. Shoes - lots of them! One favorite bag. A token piece of jewelry. No clothes whatsoever. Obviously, if given my choice, I would prance around naked wearing only high heels.)
Shoes
Practical, no. Gorgeous, yes. Chances are, if you're buying Prada leopard platform maryjanes you aren't terribly concerned with practical. Wonderful accent to a black wrap dress or a jean skirt and simple white top.
One day, I will own a pair of Christian Louboutin heels. Even if that day only appears on my imaginary calendar. Until then, I will force you all to look at as many as I can find. Hence, the Christian Louboutin perforated suede wedge.
I love the shape of the Delman suede maryjane. Sculpted and classic, this shoe would do you for years - unless you trekked through ten feet of snow. Snow isn't good for suede.
I knew that as soon as I plunked down my credit card for some ballerina flats, I would find a whole host of styles I preferred. And so it was. The Delman corduroy ballerina flat is a lovely specimen.
Bags (more accurately: Bag)
Oh, Edith, how I love thee. This Chloe Edith satchel is far up on my covet list.
Jewelry
Elegant without being department store stodgy, the Stephen Dweck pink rope earrings make me want to violate the Treaty of Plastic Glasses. As in, don't wear earrings with the glasses, lest you resemble a Christmas tree.
Shoes
Practical, no. Gorgeous, yes. Chances are, if you're buying Prada leopard platform maryjanes you aren't terribly concerned with practical. Wonderful accent to a black wrap dress or a jean skirt and simple white top.
One day, I will own a pair of Christian Louboutin heels. Even if that day only appears on my imaginary calendar. Until then, I will force you all to look at as many as I can find. Hence, the Christian Louboutin perforated suede wedge.
I love the shape of the Delman suede maryjane. Sculpted and classic, this shoe would do you for years - unless you trekked through ten feet of snow. Snow isn't good for suede.
I knew that as soon as I plunked down my credit card for some ballerina flats, I would find a whole host of styles I preferred. And so it was. The Delman corduroy ballerina flat is a lovely specimen.
Bags (more accurately: Bag)
Oh, Edith, how I love thee. This Chloe Edith satchel is far up on my covet list.
Jewelry
Elegant without being department store stodgy, the Stephen Dweck pink rope earrings make me want to violate the Treaty of Plastic Glasses. As in, don't wear earrings with the glasses, lest you resemble a Christmas tree.
Post-Turkey Overload: Day 1
Published Monday, November 27, 2006 by Moose.
Thanksgiving has an evil way of insinuating itself far past the designated borders of the official Day. Eating habits of the Shove Whatever You Want Into Your Wide-Open Maw persuasion find themselves happily ensconced in your routine not just on the day, but through the entire weekend. Or at least until the leftovers are gone and, when searched, your cupboards cough up only dry cous cous.
The Monday after Thanksgiving, otherwise known as the Day of Reckoning, is a harsh mistress to those of us who are genetically incapable of turning down a (fifth) slice of pecan pie. So there will be a new tip every day this week to help you face your mirror - and soon your scale - with equanimity.
Day One
Is it too much to expect that eating one salad will make you drop an instant five pounds? That would be a resounding "yes." I've tried. It doesn't work. A few extra salads and a few extra walks aren't really going to make themselves known in your hips for a week or so. In the mean time, find something roomy to wear. Don't resort to a muumuu (trust me, you'll only feel worse), but do find something that skims your body while leaving that cornbread stuffing a little extra room to breathe. (Before you suffocate the ever-loving life out of it in Pilates.)
Lucky ladies with a designer budget should check out this Chloe ruched silk mini-dress ($3,410). Yes, mini-dress seems counter intuitive at this point, but never underestimate the power of black tights and chunky mary-janes to make even mashed potatoes-stuffed legs appear slender and miles long.
A shirt dress never fails. Keep the tights and maryjanes and throw on this Nili Lotan shirt dress with white piping ($475). Self-esteem enhancing style and plenty of room for those three (fine, five) extra pieces of pumpkin pie are yours once again.
Black is always slimming, but sometimes a blustery day calls for a little color. So try this cheerful red kimono-style dress from Max Studio ($138). Sleeves drape gracefully to your elbow and the high-waisted skirt flows over your thighs. (Thank god.)
But don't go getting all cocky just cause you look so good. No more pie for you. At least not with fresh whipped cream. (It's the cream that adds all the calories. Really.)
The Monday after Thanksgiving, otherwise known as the Day of Reckoning, is a harsh mistress to those of us who are genetically incapable of turning down a (fifth) slice of pecan pie. So there will be a new tip every day this week to help you face your mirror - and soon your scale - with equanimity.
Day One
Is it too much to expect that eating one salad will make you drop an instant five pounds? That would be a resounding "yes." I've tried. It doesn't work. A few extra salads and a few extra walks aren't really going to make themselves known in your hips for a week or so. In the mean time, find something roomy to wear. Don't resort to a muumuu (trust me, you'll only feel worse), but do find something that skims your body while leaving that cornbread stuffing a little extra room to breathe. (Before you suffocate the ever-loving life out of it in Pilates.)
Lucky ladies with a designer budget should check out this Chloe ruched silk mini-dress ($3,410). Yes, mini-dress seems counter intuitive at this point, but never underestimate the power of black tights and chunky mary-janes to make even mashed potatoes-stuffed legs appear slender and miles long.
A shirt dress never fails. Keep the tights and maryjanes and throw on this Nili Lotan shirt dress with white piping ($475). Self-esteem enhancing style and plenty of room for those three (fine, five) extra pieces of pumpkin pie are yours once again.
Black is always slimming, but sometimes a blustery day calls for a little color. So try this cheerful red kimono-style dress from Max Studio ($138). Sleeves drape gracefully to your elbow and the high-waisted skirt flows over your thighs. (Thank god.)
But don't go getting all cocky just cause you look so good. No more pie for you. At least not with fresh whipped cream. (It's the cream that adds all the calories. Really.)
The Good Kind of Saddle Bags
Published Sunday, November 26, 2006 by Moose.
One of my favorite trends this year is the black leather bag with gold toned hardware. Spiffy yet casual, this purse goes anywhere you do, without proclaiming Death to Style. Or resorting to danglies that send you flying every time they catch on a poorly placed door knob. Now would be a good time to pick one up, because Bluefly is offering 20 percent off all purses, today only. Here are my favorites:
This beautiful Tufi Duek black leather studded frame bag is on sale for $298. The frame top, antiqued leather, and careful detail make me want to hug this bag before throwing in my novel, lip gloss and snacks.
On sale for $149, Via Spiga's black leather frame-top satchel features what looks to be buttery soft leather and a simple design.
A good everyday tote, Hype's Leighton shoulder bag is on sale for $106. Plaid twill lining and textured calf skin make it durable and fun. Looks big enough to fit a set of bag pipes. And who leaves the house these days without a spare set of bag pipes?
This beautiful Tufi Duek black leather studded frame bag is on sale for $298. The frame top, antiqued leather, and careful detail make me want to hug this bag before throwing in my novel, lip gloss and snacks.
On sale for $149, Via Spiga's black leather frame-top satchel features what looks to be buttery soft leather and a simple design.
A good everyday tote, Hype's Leighton shoulder bag is on sale for $106. Plaid twill lining and textured calf skin make it durable and fun. Looks big enough to fit a set of bag pipes. And who leaves the house these days without a spare set of bag pipes?
Rare Kiehl's Sale
Published Saturday, November 25, 2006 by Moose.
Kiehl's devotees know goodness doesn't come cheap. The cash I've spent on oil-free spf 25 and blue herbal moisturizer doesn't bear calculating. Financing a small third-world country would probably be less expensive than keeping my skin from flaking off, erupting in hives, or otherwise leaping from my body in search of a host who's willing to pay what it takes to keep skin happy.
Lovers of this estimable company will be thrilled to know that, until November 27, you can use the code "Friday" to score 20 percent off and free shipping. So go shop. I'll wait.
(Thanks to Delight for the tip.)
Lovers of this estimable company will be thrilled to know that, until November 27, you can use the code "Friday" to score 20 percent off and free shipping. So go shop. I'll wait.
(Thanks to Delight for the tip.)
The Moose Recommends
Published Friday, November 24, 2006 by Moose.
This year, I completely ignored Black Friday. Otherwise known as Shopping Hell to the uninitiated, or those unwilling to use elbows where elbows are so clearly warranted. Spending the weekend on a farm in Oregon helps/dictates this resolve. Instead, I would like to recommend some long weekend reading.
I just finished The Deception of the Emerald Ring, the latest novel from Lauren Willig. Start with The Secret History of the Pink Carnation, and you'll be sucked straight into the following installments, of which Deception is the third.
I should preface that statement by saying, You will be sucked straight in if you enjoy spy novels, historical fiction, regency romance, contemporary chick lit, or any combination thereof. And if you don't, what on earth are you doing here? I talk about lip gloss and shoes. Go read CNN.
I just finished The Deception of the Emerald Ring, the latest novel from Lauren Willig. Start with The Secret History of the Pink Carnation, and you'll be sucked straight into the following installments, of which Deception is the third.
I should preface that statement by saying, You will be sucked straight in if you enjoy spy novels, historical fiction, regency romance, contemporary chick lit, or any combination thereof. And if you don't, what on earth are you doing here? I talk about lip gloss and shoes. Go read CNN.
Labels: book tips
Sucker for the Sale: Part 3,672
Published Tuesday, November 21, 2006 by Moose.
Oh, the siren call of "Sale at Sak's: Today Only." It's ringing in my ears as we speak. Head here to check it out. My personal favorite is the Adam + Eve herringbone coat, on sale for $450. Scottish trench coat with silk lining and leather trim, it looks great with, well, with that dress. Also good to spice up the usual jeans and white shirt ensemble. The perfect fall coat.
Labels: bargains, stay toasty
How to Lose That Last 5 (Fine, 7) Pounds: Part II
Published Monday, November 20, 2006 by Moose.
When a bowl of inconveniently placed Halloween candy resurrects that loathsome holiday in your oh-so-prone-to-temptation psyche, don't let a few slips (say, 7 mini baby ruths and 5 mini butterfingers) push you into dropping your efforts all together. Nor should you tell yourself, "Not to worry, self. We'll just walk up stairs to burn the calories - for an hour and a half." You know you won't do it, and you'll just be discouraged.
In the face of minor setbacks, simply put yourself back in the game as soon as possible. Spend a little extra time on the stairs and then recommit yourself to the smaller portions and one cookie instead of, say, 17.
(Refresh your memory with tips 1 and 2 here.)
Tip 3: Drink water
Drink water like it contains extra IQ points, the key to world peace, and a pair of red patent Manolos. Seriously. Lots of water will freshen your skin, ease your hangovers, and help keep the pounds off.
Tip 3: Invest in a good Pilates or Yoga DVD
I recommend this one and this one. I use this one most often, as it's a quick 15 minute work-out that even the most dedicated slug-a-bed (me) can do before work in the morning. Starting out the morning with a short workout (key word being "short") will get you in the right frame of mind to drink the water, watch the cookies, and fit into those damnable skinny jeans that don't seem to be going away.
In the face of minor setbacks, simply put yourself back in the game as soon as possible. Spend a little extra time on the stairs and then recommit yourself to the smaller portions and one cookie instead of, say, 17.
(Refresh your memory with tips 1 and 2 here.)
Tip 3: Drink water
Drink water like it contains extra IQ points, the key to world peace, and a pair of red patent Manolos. Seriously. Lots of water will freshen your skin, ease your hangovers, and help keep the pounds off.
Tip 3: Invest in a good Pilates or Yoga DVD
I recommend this one and this one. I use this one most often, as it's a quick 15 minute work-out that even the most dedicated slug-a-bed (me) can do before work in the morning. Starting out the morning with a short workout (key word being "short") will get you in the right frame of mind to drink the water, watch the cookies, and fit into those damnable skinny jeans that don't seem to be going away.
Labels: fitting into the skinny jeans
Saying I'm a Dress Girl is a Bit of an Understatement
Published Saturday, November 18, 2006 by Moose.
Donning a dress gives you the smug satisfaction of "I just made an effort" while keeping you nearly as comfortable as that velour tracksuit you almost wore this morning. (Congratulations on stifling that urge.) Given the comfort factor and this season's lovely shapes, dresses have become both the goal and the fallback plan. Here are three of my favorite dress styles.
Sweater Dresses
Ranging from elegant to cozy, sweater dresses are a good way for those Michigan gals to avoid becoming fetchingly garbed popsicles (hint: this equation includes high boots, textured tights and a very large coat).
Proving that alpaca wool can still say "siren with a scoop neck", the Ya Ya Cable Knit Sweater Dress is available here for $395.
Soft wool angora with short fluttered sleeves, Anthropologie's new wave sweater dress makes me want to curl up in an armchair with a fire, a long fork and some marshmallows. Available here for $158.
Perfect for schlepping around the house or comfortably running errands without resorting to the velour tracksuit, the Free People Stripe Sweater Dress is a wise choice. Available here, on sale for $60.
Mod Shift in Black
Update your little black dress with this sleek sheath style. Crisp lines flatter virtually every shape and look fabulous with all the flats in your closet.
Silk with a boatneck and elegant silhouette, this Foley for Foley + Corinna Boat Neck Shift Dress is my top pick. Available here for $315.
Above dress a bit too restrained for your taste? Try the rosettes and extra gathers of the Rebecca Taylor Solid Silk Shift Dress. Available here for $350.
True Bond Girl Glam is in the bag with this vintage 1960's Rhinestones Little Black Dress. Available here for $109.
For the "Bond Girl on her day off" look, the Curved Seam Dress with Hip Pockets is here for $119.
The Pouffe
Guaranteed to cover a multitude of fudge brownie sins, short skirts with volume are a prime way to make your legs look both slender and miles long.
Here's a trust fund baby version and it's a beauty. The Temperley London Silk Halter Minidress is available here for $1068.
A beautifully structured dress in earth tones du jour, the Max Studio Corseted Tulip Dress is available here for $398.
Mixing the shift and the bubble skirt into one lovely brocade style, Anthropologie's Short Dress is available here for $248.
Sweater Dresses
Ranging from elegant to cozy, sweater dresses are a good way for those Michigan gals to avoid becoming fetchingly garbed popsicles (hint: this equation includes high boots, textured tights and a very large coat).
Proving that alpaca wool can still say "siren with a scoop neck", the Ya Ya Cable Knit Sweater Dress is available here for $395.
Soft wool angora with short fluttered sleeves, Anthropologie's new wave sweater dress makes me want to curl up in an armchair with a fire, a long fork and some marshmallows. Available here for $158.
Perfect for schlepping around the house or comfortably running errands without resorting to the velour tracksuit, the Free People Stripe Sweater Dress is a wise choice. Available here, on sale for $60.
Mod Shift in Black
Update your little black dress with this sleek sheath style. Crisp lines flatter virtually every shape and look fabulous with all the flats in your closet.
Silk with a boatneck and elegant silhouette, this Foley for Foley + Corinna Boat Neck Shift Dress is my top pick. Available here for $315.
Above dress a bit too restrained for your taste? Try the rosettes and extra gathers of the Rebecca Taylor Solid Silk Shift Dress. Available here for $350.
True Bond Girl Glam is in the bag with this vintage 1960's Rhinestones Little Black Dress. Available here for $109.
For the "Bond Girl on her day off" look, the Curved Seam Dress with Hip Pockets is here for $119.
The Pouffe
Guaranteed to cover a multitude of fudge brownie sins, short skirts with volume are a prime way to make your legs look both slender and miles long.
Here's a trust fund baby version and it's a beauty. The Temperley London Silk Halter Minidress is available here for $1068.
A beautifully structured dress in earth tones du jour, the Max Studio Corseted Tulip Dress is available here for $398.
Mixing the shift and the bubble skirt into one lovely brocade style, Anthropologie's Short Dress is available here for $248.
Labels: dresses
When Gift Certificates Strike
Published Friday, November 17, 2006 by Moose.
Feeding a fuzzy chinchilla can sometimes net you an Anthropologie gift certificate. Which is awesome. Until you have to decide what to buy with your gift certificate because, sadly, the gift certificate will not buy you everything in the store. I have narrowed it down to two options. I would ask for input but, as the comments seem to be very reluctant to allow people to comment, that might be a failing endeavor. So I will throw this into the internet void and see if any convenient bolts of lightning aid me in my decision.
1. Purple jersey dress that I don't really need but looks smashing on and would be oh-so-useful in that dress it up for parties, dress it down for work sort of way.
2. Gold leather handbag that I've had my beady little eye on for quite awhile now. I need a new purse because my old purse, while cute, is covered in sticky grape juice. No, I don't have a toddler, I'm just a klutz.
We all know what's going to happen, right? I'll somehow manage to justify both purchases. Totally failing in both the "save money" and the "be responsible" sectors.
[Edit: I bought the purse. The purse was severely on sale. Yesterday, it cost $198. Today, it was $76. Yes, Virginia, timing is everything. So now I can justify buying the dress as well, right? RIGHT?]
1. Purple jersey dress that I don't really need but looks smashing on and would be oh-so-useful in that dress it up for parties, dress it down for work sort of way.
2. Gold leather handbag that I've had my beady little eye on for quite awhile now. I need a new purse because my old purse, while cute, is covered in sticky grape juice. No, I don't have a toddler, I'm just a klutz.
We all know what's going to happen, right? I'll somehow manage to justify both purchases. Totally failing in both the "save money" and the "be responsible" sectors.
[Edit: I bought the purse. The purse was severely on sale. Yesterday, it cost $198. Today, it was $76. Yes, Virginia, timing is everything. So now I can justify buying the dress as well, right? RIGHT?]
If You Have Any Desire to Dress Like Jessica Simpson...
Published Wednesday, November 15, 2006 by Moose.
...here's your bible. Very few of us can pull off the Daisy Dukes while still eating all four food groups. But just because we don't have Jessica Simpson's trainer doesn't mean we can't wear purple and pirate boots.
To get Jessica Simpson's paparazzi-snapping ensemble (you know, if you have about $1,000 just lying around not earning its keep), keep scrolling.
Chloe Empire-Waist Crepe Dress takes the mod shift trend and turns it up a notch. Bold purple and pintuck detailing sets it apart from the usual quiet black. Pick it up here for $460.
Elie Tahari Marlene Cuffed Tall Boot in soft black leather, complete with that trend-setting flap, can be bought here for $695.
Hoop earrings have a time-honored place in fashion, but you bought your first hoops at the age of 13. You're not wearing that neon off-the-shoulder t-shirt anymore either. (Besides, with the above pirate boots we're one parrot away from the Spanish Main.) Laurice Curran Circle Earrings in 18 karat gold are a stunning alternative to the basic hoop. You can get them here for $180.
If you want something more unique, try Individual Icons' Diamond Dust French Wire Earrings, $136, available here. Diamond dust shimmers with your every step.
My own personal taste dictates throwing that snazzy purple dress on with some opaque tights and a pair of Juicy Couture mary jane wedges in black suede, $300. Maybe with those diamond dust earrings. My taste is expensive like that.
To get Jessica Simpson's paparazzi-snapping ensemble (you know, if you have about $1,000 just lying around not earning its keep), keep scrolling.
Chloe Empire-Waist Crepe Dress takes the mod shift trend and turns it up a notch. Bold purple and pintuck detailing sets it apart from the usual quiet black. Pick it up here for $460.
Elie Tahari Marlene Cuffed Tall Boot in soft black leather, complete with that trend-setting flap, can be bought here for $695.
Hoop earrings have a time-honored place in fashion, but you bought your first hoops at the age of 13. You're not wearing that neon off-the-shoulder t-shirt anymore either. (Besides, with the above pirate boots we're one parrot away from the Spanish Main.) Laurice Curran Circle Earrings in 18 karat gold are a stunning alternative to the basic hoop. You can get them here for $180.
If you want something more unique, try Individual Icons' Diamond Dust French Wire Earrings, $136, available here. Diamond dust shimmers with your every step.
My own personal taste dictates throwing that snazzy purple dress on with some opaque tights and a pair of Juicy Couture mary jane wedges in black suede, $300. Maybe with those diamond dust earrings. My taste is expensive like that.
Boots for Bloggers
Published by Moose.
Schnozz needs boots. I don't actually scan the internet for random bloggers I believe need help in the footwear department, she declared her need for boots in my presence. Then she gave details. Calf-length black boots, flat heel, size 8.5. I took this to be an invitation. Wouldn't you?
With a stacked heel that's perhaps a tad bit higher than "flat", these Enzo Angiolini Wynne suede knee high boots may not be quite as practical as S. wants. But the classic simplicity must be considered! Especially since they're on sale for $90. I know she's swayed by cheap.
I have these boots in brown. These boots have been admired. Especially with a kicky skirt and white knee socks peeking out. Just sayin'. Banana Republic's Kylar o-ring riding boot is on sale for $99.
My personal favorite from Banana Republic is the (more expensive - typical) Liesl riding boot. $200 buys you less biker chick. Biker chick is awesome, but not necessarily at a job interview. Or Thanksgiving dinner with your grandma. Unless your grandma sports her own biker chick boots. Which, let's face it, would be AWESOME.
I enjoy shopping challenges. If any of you out there would like me to find something for you, just say the word - mooseinthekitchen(at)gmail(dot)com.
With a stacked heel that's perhaps a tad bit higher than "flat", these Enzo Angiolini Wynne suede knee high boots may not be quite as practical as S. wants. But the classic simplicity must be considered! Especially since they're on sale for $90. I know she's swayed by cheap.
I have these boots in brown. These boots have been admired. Especially with a kicky skirt and white knee socks peeking out. Just sayin'. Banana Republic's Kylar o-ring riding boot is on sale for $99.
My personal favorite from Banana Republic is the (more expensive - typical) Liesl riding boot. $200 buys you less biker chick. Biker chick is awesome, but not necessarily at a job interview. Or Thanksgiving dinner with your grandma. Unless your grandma sports her own biker chick boots. Which, let's face it, would be AWESOME.
I enjoy shopping challenges. If any of you out there would like me to find something for you, just say the word - mooseinthekitchen(at)gmail(dot)com.
Labels: shoes
Today's "Me Want" Pick
Published Monday, November 13, 2006 by Moose.
Grace in Black and White
Published Sunday, November 12, 2006 by Moose.
In honor of the weekend and my hopes to soon be parked in front of the TV, whiling away my youth by staring at movies, I offer you a little '50s glamor for your evening of drinking champagne and eating lobster. You are planning to drink champagne and eat lobster, right? You're not planning to stare blank-eyed at movies like me, right? Excellent. We shall proceed.
Most girls spent some portion of their formative years wishing to be a movie star, a European princess, or preparing master plans to snag Clark Gable. (If you were a tree climber whose fondest dream was to become a firefighter, you probably aren't reading this blog. I spend a lot of time on lip gloss and shoes.) Grace Kelly is possibly the only woman in history to nab Clark, movie stardom and a tiara. Having one of the most infamous and enduring It Bags named in her honor is just icing on the Impossible Dream Cake. I can't hand you Clark Gable (nor would I want to, the dude is dead and you don't want to be going there), but I can find a Grace-like outfit for you.
Billowing skirts of the nip-waisted variety can be found at Posh Girl Vintage, the first place I search for '50s stylin'. This double strap evening dress with chiffon overlay can be found here. If some retroista with a fast internet connection nabs your find, just keep clicking - the site is full of gems and is restocked regularly.
Hollywood glamor in feathers is a stellar way to set yourself apart in a crowd. Toss the white marabou stole over your shoulders (which you can find here) and prepare to have doors opened as you sweep past and drinks placed in your delicate fingers all evening.
Most girls spent some portion of their formative years wishing to be a movie star, a European princess, or preparing master plans to snag Clark Gable. (If you were a tree climber whose fondest dream was to become a firefighter, you probably aren't reading this blog. I spend a lot of time on lip gloss and shoes.) Grace Kelly is possibly the only woman in history to nab Clark, movie stardom and a tiara. Having one of the most infamous and enduring It Bags named in her honor is just icing on the Impossible Dream Cake. I can't hand you Clark Gable (nor would I want to, the dude is dead and you don't want to be going there), but I can find a Grace-like outfit for you.
Billowing skirts of the nip-waisted variety can be found at Posh Girl Vintage, the first place I search for '50s stylin'. This double strap evening dress with chiffon overlay can be found here. If some retroista with a fast internet connection nabs your find, just keep clicking - the site is full of gems and is restocked regularly.
Hollywood glamor in feathers is a stellar way to set yourself apart in a crowd. Toss the white marabou stole over your shoulders (which you can find here) and prepare to have doors opened as you sweep past and drinks placed in your delicate fingers all evening.
How to Lose that Last 5 (fine, 7) Pounds: Part I
Published Friday, November 10, 2006 by Moose.
I'd be willing to bet you know exactly which weight works best for you. The one where you slide gracefully into your favorite little skirts, but don't have concerned relatives plying you with deep fried turkey and whispering behind their hands to other great aunts, "Do you think she eats?" We all have that magic number. If you're already there, brava. If not, allow me to share what I'm currently trying. It's not a diet. I don't do "diet." I don't do anything that will attempt to wrest the chocolate chip cookie from my hand.
I feel best at about 130 pounds. I'm 5'6 or 5'7 (I haven't stood against a wall with a measuring tape in a really long time) and that's the weight where I don't have to stare suspiciously at my reflection in store windows as I pass, convinced that my butt is following me at a distance of three feet. I'm currently floating about 5 (fine, 7) pounds above that. There were several weeks (fine, months) where I was eating whatever I wanted. While enjoyable in the bacon sense, it wasn't the healthiest plan.
Tip 1: Write it Down
This week I've recorded everything I eat into an online food diary. It doesn't tally up the calories but, frankly, I just don't want to know. I think that it's better not to become obsessed with calories anyway. Recording intake is a good tool to help you be conscious of what you eat and make that consciousness a habit, so you can then forget the whole thing. (While still actually doing it. Brilliant, no?) Entering everything I eat has certainly made me less liable to shovel pounds of mini snickers bars into my gaping maw. I've been eating more fruits and vegetables, smaller portions and fewer sweets. I feel better - I have more energy without the bogged down crankiness of eating 67 starbursts in two hours. (Not that I've ever done that. Ahem.)
Here's what I'm using, if you want to give it a whirl: My Calorie Counter. It has a few minor annoyances, but it's free. I have more time than I have money, so I'm happy to spend my plentiful time searching for things like actual-real-from-the-cow cheese in the neverending lists of Kraft singles and Cheez Wiz.
P.S. If the food lists in this thing are any judge, it's amazing the junk people put in their systems. Bonus tip: Don't eat junk. At least not regularly. (We all need a Reese's cup every now and then.)
Tip 2: Move your Butt (a little)
My other small change for the week is to take the stairs to the bathroom instead of using the one on my floor. In case you were interested, the second floor smells like evergreen, the third floor smells like candles, the fourth floor smells like fresh blueberry muffins. Guess which floor is my favorite? (Hint: you can't eat candles.) Stairs, even just a few flights, burn an amazing number of calories. Calories that translate into another small piece of chocolate cake you can eat without it ending up on your thighs.
Bonus: Moving around on a regular basis gets the blood flowing and wakes you up, very helpful if you're a desk monkey.
Small incremental changes will make an enormous difference to your weight, because you can sustain them once they're habuitual. It's amazing how those little things add up. Little things like 67 starbursts. Luckily, it also works the other way.
[Disclaimer: Most of what I'm trying came from the popular and highly useful book French Women Don't Get Fat. I encourage you to check it out.]
[Disclaimer 2: Please excuse the lack of red shoes in this post. Or really anything shopping or fashion related. Which, yes, defeats the whole purpose of a shopping/fashion blog. I'm trying something new. Namely, not spending money. My lack of self control requires desperate measures in these desperate Must Save Some Money Before I'm Smartly Dressed But Living In a Shoebox On Market Street times.]
I feel best at about 130 pounds. I'm 5'6 or 5'7 (I haven't stood against a wall with a measuring tape in a really long time) and that's the weight where I don't have to stare suspiciously at my reflection in store windows as I pass, convinced that my butt is following me at a distance of three feet. I'm currently floating about 5 (fine, 7) pounds above that. There were several weeks (fine, months) where I was eating whatever I wanted. While enjoyable in the bacon sense, it wasn't the healthiest plan.
Tip 1: Write it Down
This week I've recorded everything I eat into an online food diary. It doesn't tally up the calories but, frankly, I just don't want to know. I think that it's better not to become obsessed with calories anyway. Recording intake is a good tool to help you be conscious of what you eat and make that consciousness a habit, so you can then forget the whole thing. (While still actually doing it. Brilliant, no?) Entering everything I eat has certainly made me less liable to shovel pounds of mini snickers bars into my gaping maw. I've been eating more fruits and vegetables, smaller portions and fewer sweets. I feel better - I have more energy without the bogged down crankiness of eating 67 starbursts in two hours. (Not that I've ever done that. Ahem.)
Here's what I'm using, if you want to give it a whirl: My Calorie Counter. It has a few minor annoyances, but it's free. I have more time than I have money, so I'm happy to spend my plentiful time searching for things like actual-real-from-the-cow cheese in the neverending lists of Kraft singles and Cheez Wiz.
P.S. If the food lists in this thing are any judge, it's amazing the junk people put in their systems. Bonus tip: Don't eat junk. At least not regularly. (We all need a Reese's cup every now and then.)
Tip 2: Move your Butt (a little)
My other small change for the week is to take the stairs to the bathroom instead of using the one on my floor. In case you were interested, the second floor smells like evergreen, the third floor smells like candles, the fourth floor smells like fresh blueberry muffins. Guess which floor is my favorite? (Hint: you can't eat candles.) Stairs, even just a few flights, burn an amazing number of calories. Calories that translate into another small piece of chocolate cake you can eat without it ending up on your thighs.
Bonus: Moving around on a regular basis gets the blood flowing and wakes you up, very helpful if you're a desk monkey.
Small incremental changes will make an enormous difference to your weight, because you can sustain them once they're habuitual. It's amazing how those little things add up. Little things like 67 starbursts. Luckily, it also works the other way.
[Disclaimer: Most of what I'm trying came from the popular and highly useful book French Women Don't Get Fat. I encourage you to check it out.]
[Disclaimer 2: Please excuse the lack of red shoes in this post. Or really anything shopping or fashion related. Which, yes, defeats the whole purpose of a shopping/fashion blog. I'm trying something new. Namely, not spending money. My lack of self control requires desperate measures in these desperate Must Save Some Money Before I'm Smartly Dressed But Living In a Shoebox On Market Street times.]
Labels: fitting into the skinny jeans
My Love for Miu Miu is Enduring
Published by Moose.
As is my love for handbags. Put the two together and I need smelling salts. Miu Miu bags are so luxe looking that you'll be petting your screen before realizing they're merely pixels on your (slightly dusty) computer screen. Soft leather, elegant design - Miu Miu bags shout, 'Classy broad with a killer handbag.' (Fine. They don't shout much of anything: they're bags. But they still look beautiful on your arm - and carry your lipgloss and snacks.)
The Napa Spring Frame Bag is, appropriately enough, made of Napa leather in caramel - a chic color this winter. The frame doctor bag style and gold hardware make it the perfect bag for projecting professionalism at work, meeting the boyfriend's parents, or choosing lettuce that really needs to be impressed. Find it here for $1095.
If you need a gorgeous handbag that could also serve as a pillow in emergencies, the Scamosciato Coffer Bag is the purse for you. Braided handle: sweet detail. Quilted suede: extremely comfortable. Get it here for $1295.
Butter soft leather with gold hardware, this purse is both up-to-the-minute in its coloring and a lifelong classic for the lucky lady with $995. Buy the Calf Soft Frame Bag here.
The Napa Spring Frame Bag is, appropriately enough, made of Napa leather in caramel - a chic color this winter. The frame doctor bag style and gold hardware make it the perfect bag for projecting professionalism at work, meeting the boyfriend's parents, or choosing lettuce that really needs to be impressed. Find it here for $1095.
If you need a gorgeous handbag that could also serve as a pillow in emergencies, the Scamosciato Coffer Bag is the purse for you. Braided handle: sweet detail. Quilted suede: extremely comfortable. Get it here for $1295.
Butter soft leather with gold hardware, this purse is both up-to-the-minute in its coloring and a lifelong classic for the lucky lady with $995. Buy the Calf Soft Frame Bag here.
Labels: bags
Today's Bargains
Published Thursday, November 09, 2006 by Moose.
Bargains I would be browsing right this very moment, had I not cut myself off the shopping. In an (undoubtedly futile) effort to have one of those savings account things. I'm still not entirely sure on the concept of a savings account, but I'm educating myself.
I found this Kenneth Cole tote for 30 percent off at Nordstrom's half yearly sale. I love the warm leather and simple detail. This would be a good year-round everyday type of bag. Just the type of bag I need.... (Stop! Stop! Bangs head on desk and sits on hands to keep them from reaching into highly inferior purse for credit card.)
Mighty Flirt is one of my favorite sites for separates and dresses that no one else is going to have. Right now, you can get 25 percent off with the code DCFlirt. (Found at Delight. Many more good bargains, so take a look.)
Check out this week's Bargains Roundup at Knickers Blog. Because we all know that I am the queen of cheap bras.
Scamper off to peruse. And please excuse me while I sit in the corner and look bitter.
I found this Kenneth Cole tote for 30 percent off at Nordstrom's half yearly sale. I love the warm leather and simple detail. This would be a good year-round everyday type of bag. Just the type of bag I need.... (Stop! Stop! Bangs head on desk and sits on hands to keep them from reaching into highly inferior purse for credit card.)
Mighty Flirt is one of my favorite sites for separates and dresses that no one else is going to have. Right now, you can get 25 percent off with the code DCFlirt. (Found at Delight. Many more good bargains, so take a look.)
Check out this week's Bargains Roundup at Knickers Blog. Because we all know that I am the queen of cheap bras.
Scamper off to peruse. And please excuse me while I sit in the corner and look bitter.
All Hail the Pink
Published Tuesday, November 07, 2006 by Moose.
Anyone who's ever had a zit should rejoice with me, pausing only to run out and buy some of this stuff. It's not attractive. Your evening bed mate will think you've contracted poison oak and are self-medicating with calamine lotion. But it works. Avoiding the plaguing wretchedness of pimples is worth $17 in my opinion.
I plastered on some of my new bottle of Mario Badescu drying lotion before climbing into bed and, by morning, my zits had decreased by half. I know how fascinated you are by the workings of my zits (read: not at all), but I'm trying to make a point here. I've never experienced that kind of disappearing action from any of the multiple potions I've tried in my years of troubled pores.
Must be magic.
I plastered on some of my new bottle of Mario Badescu drying lotion before climbing into bed and, by morning, my zits had decreased by half. I know how fascinated you are by the workings of my zits (read: not at all), but I'm trying to make a point here. I've never experienced that kind of disappearing action from any of the multiple potions I've tried in my years of troubled pores.
Must be magic.
Labels: skincare
Covet
Published Friday, November 03, 2006 by Moose.
I saw these ivory patent leather Prada sandals in a magazine months ago and have coveted them ever since. I have never in my life been so tempted to throw down my credit card for a pair of shoes I don't need. (And that is really saying something.)
($376 at Bluefly)
($376 at Bluefly)
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