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If You Have Any Desire to Dress Like Jessica Simpson...

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All personal information that you provide here will be governed by the Privacy Policy of More...'s your bible. Very few of us can pull off the Daisy Dukes while still eating all four food groups. But just because we don't have Jessica Simpson's trainer doesn't mean we can't wear purple and pirate boots.

To get Jessica Simpson's paparazzi-snapping ensemble (you know, if you have about $1,000 just lying around not earning its keep), keep scrolling.

Chloe Empire-Waist Crepe Dress takes the mod shift trend and turns it up a notch. Bold purple and pintuck detailing sets it apart from the usual quiet black. Pick it up here for $460.

Elie Tahari Marlene Cuffed Tall Boot in soft black leather, complete with that trend-setting flap, can be bought here for $695.

Hoop earrings have a time-honored place in fashion, but you bought your first hoops at the age of 13. You're not wearing that neon off-the-shoulder t-shirt anymore either. (Besides, with the above pirate boots we're one parrot away from the Spanish Main.) Laurice Curran Circle Earrings in 18 karat gold are a stunning alternative to the basic hoop. You can get them here for $180.

If you want something more unique, try Individual Icons' Diamond Dust French Wire Earrings, $136, available here. Diamond dust shimmers with your every step.

My own personal taste dictates throwing that snazzy purple dress on with some opaque tights and a pair of Juicy Couture mary jane wedges in black suede, $300. Maybe with those diamond dust earrings. My taste is expensive like that.

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