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Anyone who's ever had a zit should rejoice with me, pausing only to run out and buy some of this stuff. It's not attractive. Your evening bed mate will think you've contracted poison oak and are self-medicating with calamine lotion. But it works. Avoiding the plaguing wretchedness of pimples is worth $17 in my opinion.

I plastered on some of my new bottle of Mario Badescu drying lotion before climbing into bed and, by morning, my zits had decreased by half. I know how fascinated you are by the workings of my zits (read: not at all), but I'm trying to make a point here. I've never experienced that kind of disappearing action from any of the multiple potions I've tried in my years of troubled pores.

Must be magic.


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