Simple's sugar sneaker are the best sneakers ever. They leap tall buildings in a single bound. They make the lame walk and the blind see. They make kittens fly and puppies recieve HBO through their floppy ears. Actually, they gave me a blister. But they're still cute.

Sugars are $50 at Simple. Throw in $10 for shipping and tax and 60 smackers is the magic number. But Overstock has them for $28. Shipping is $1, at least for today.


They're in the less popular colors (unless you like grape colored sneakers, which I do), but at half price it's a pretty sweet deal.

Pun totally intended.