So I could hoof it down the red carpet while secretly hoping to score not just a People's Choice Award for Most Deluded Starlet but also a place on Fug. Don't we all secretly want to be featured on Fug?

I personally couldn't pull off this one, but I bet some of you lovelies would look unbearably svelte in this Nicole Miller.


This one is more my speed. Classic, elegant, forgiving of the thighs, and - with the right hairstyle - possibly even Fug-worthy.