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So I could hoof it down the red carpet while secretly hoping to score not just a People's Choice Award for Most Deluded Starlet but also a place on Fug. Don't we all secretly want to be featured on Fug?

I personally couldn't pull off this one, but I bet some of you lovelies would look unbearably svelte in this Nicole Miller.

This one is more my speed. Classic, elegant, forgiving of the thighs, and - with the right hairstyle - possibly even Fug-worthy.

Alter Ego



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