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Another Pair of Red Shoes I Don't Need and Won't Be Buying
Published Thursday, January 19, 2006 by Moose | E-mail this post
But I like to visit them online anyway:
One of the many reasons I won't be buying these (reasons which include credit card debt and too many pairs of red shoes) is that I have a nearly identical pair. Same color, same style, minus the pink flowers. Come to that, I could have these exact shoes. All I need to do is find someone in San Francisco with actual flowers in their front yard (first task: find someone with a front yard) and steal some pink blossoms. Application of the glue gun and voila! Who needs a credit card when you have glue?
Think I could hold up Prada with that same glue gun?
One of the many reasons I won't be buying these (reasons which include credit card debt and too many pairs of red shoes) is that I have a nearly identical pair. Same color, same style, minus the pink flowers. Come to that, I could have these exact shoes. All I need to do is find someone in San Francisco with actual flowers in their front yard (first task: find someone with a front yard) and steal some pink blossoms. Application of the glue gun and voila! Who needs a credit card when you have glue?
Think I could hold up Prada with that same glue gun?
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