Which means you need to hustle. All offered treatments (find your city here) are $50 - which is why I will be cooling my tootsies in the previously off-limits spa chair at 3:30 on Friday.

P.S. Totally worth sneaking out for a two-hour lunch. Not that I - or you, my angelic compatriots - would ever contemplate such an irresponsible thing. Ahem.