Online shopping can be tricky the way blind dating can be tricky. You don't quite know what you're getting until it lands on your doorstep. Sure, the picture looks good but somehow didn't quite capture the waistline or major personality flaws. Unfortunately, disposing of a bad online purchase requires considerably more postage than does your blind date.

Yet we still all do it in hopes that THIS time it will work. I'm tempted to hit Bluefly again for this excellent top:


But I'm staying the hell away from match.com.