The dress looks cute. The model looks pissed. The shoes below look up hopefully, thinking: oh what a perfect pair we would make! Sigh.


Shoes, dress: I regret to inform you that you will not be united. At least not by me. But hold out hope. Perhaps some woman with excellent taste and a deep purse will see that you belong together and purchase you to live out your days in harmonious bliss.

Without the scary glare.