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I need this armani exchange dress. It's true. My love for it is abiding - and has been the entire 45 seconds since I first saw it. Its lovely halter. Its violet ruffles. Its floaty skirt. All call to me. Saying, you would look so cute wearing us. We would hide that extra layer of blubber (conveniently warm) from that nasty cookie contest of yours.

Buy us. Wear us. We can guide you to the perfect shoes as well...

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