Coach kindly sent me an email with Spring Must Haves. The tone of the text implied that I might, in fact, die without these things. They still didn't offer to give them to me without a credit card number. A little compassion, people! My life is on the line here!

Many of their offerings were too busily plastered in the coach logo for my taste, but I did like these sunglasses. I've been looking for a pair of oversized sunglasses to placate my inner diva.


These would do the trick. If you moved the decimal point on the price over a few places. But until that unlikely time (the one in which the decimal point moves or I win the lottery), these will be staying in the email. My inner diva will remain unsatiated.